An email I just received

Ok I got this spam email just now, and it is the most random, retarded thing I have ever seen in my life. So I am gonna copy/past it for you , I didnt post the website link, incase someone was dumb enough to go there, but seriously , just read it and go WTF? lol

Lucky Shoe Gifts


Make yourself or a friend a gift to the boat.


Winter is approaching anyone in need of a free boat.


Fill out the form came from a gift to get your shoes!

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Maybe you should bargain with the dealer?

Say if you include Jessica Simpson you got a deal

haha!! i always got porn spam, but i read it always!!!
and no, it isnt gay porn!

Djee wrote:picture:

Maybe you should bargain with the dealer?

Say if you include Jessica Simpson you got a deal

That does not make sense. Also I wouldnt fuck trailer trash like Jessica Simpson, she doesnt look like that anymore, she only toned up for the movie role.

Prof_chaos wrote:haha!! i always got porn spam, but i read it always!!!
and no, it isnt gay porn!

Must be animals or xtreme grannys then